My mom has always said that one of the perks of having her kids travel is that she gets to travel to go see them! Well, my Chilean adventure proved to be the perfect family trip for 2009! I was going through serious family withdrawals. (If you know me very well, you're aware of the fact that I either call or text one or both of my parents at least 3 times a day with the most random of information.) So after waiting all day at the airport after their flight got delayed, then rerouted to Lima, then delayed again (8 hours at the Santiago airport...) my family FINALLY arrived! A flurry of crying and waving through the glass ensued, followed by trying to find bags, stumbling over the language and more tears by both my mother and me. Typical. We got settled into the hotel and headed back to my apartment, starting an unforgettable adventure!
The trip started out with a splendid acrobatic show by PJ when he "fought a bum" out on the street. What really happened was that he fell in a hole up to his knee and cut up his leg, but we felt that the bum-fighting story would look better for his work buddies. (Hi, guys!) I got to show my family all the ins and outs of shopping at the local pharmacy, and Alex got to practice asking for things in Spanish. I would say the whole experience was a positive, but PJ might disagree. We continued the tour through downtown Santiago through Mercado Central and La Vega, after a delicious seafood lunch. For dinner that night we went to El Hoyo, a famous Chilean restaurant which Anthony Bourdain visited on his trip to Chile. I introduced the family to terremotos, which I seemed to like more than anyone else, and after mentioning the show to the waiter he took us on a tour of the restaurant to show us the pictures of Anthony Bourdain.
The next day we explored more of Santiago, including Cerro San Cristobal (See picture above) and visited the nativity scene. It was a beautiful wooden nativity scene, but there was no Baby Jesus. Mom and I asked, "Where is Jesus?" The security guard just looked at me like, Oh silly little girl, and replied, "He hasn't been born yet." Duh. It was December 21. We toured Pablo Neruda's house, went to the artisan market, and ate a quick dinner before we took an overnight bus to the island of Chiloe...12 hours! Sound unpleasant? For some, maybe. But honestly, the seats are more comfortable than an airplane, the ride is smoother than any Airbus you'll ever take, and unlike any US airline, they serve breakfast!
We arrived in Puerto Montt the next morning and immediately got depressed and grumpy. Okay, well I was grumpy because I'm always grumpy when I wake up, but when we arrived in Puerto Montt we were greeted by a small monsoon, and our thoughts of an exotic Christmas in Chile were dashed. Luckily we got on another bus to go to Chiloe, where we were greeted with mild sunshine! 15.5 hours on a bus...we were more than ready to get out! We rented a small cabin because everything closes on Christmas, including all restaurants. We explored the town including the palafitos, which are houses built up on stilts. Mom had quite a bit of trouble with these, although she tried. "Jody, what are these called? Peelafatos?" "Palafitos." "Right, pilafeetos." Not quite, but she got much closer at the end of the trip. We had a great dinner at Sacho's, where they gave us Christmas ornaments after our meal! Southern hospitality is true in Chile too! Christmas Eve was spent in the national park, hiking to the beach (Mom and I were quite happy) and marvelling at the "wild" horses. We attended a Catholic mass that evening, which was completely different than what we were expecting. Very informal, kids running all over, and dogs wandering in and out of the sanctuary. I also taught Dad the "ghetto shopping cart" dance. He's quite good. Ask him to show you. I haven't seen him laugh that hard in a while.
Christams Day was when the rains came, and so we had a very quiet day in our little cabin. Santa came in the morning, and we had delicous pastries bought the day before. We took a walk (just to get out of the damn cabin after a while) and encountered the only thing in all of town that was open: the liquor store. That's also where we met Buddy, our loveable four-legged friend that followed us all the way back to our cabin, somehow got through the gate, and slept on our porch and we periodically gave him food. That night Mom made what I think was my favorite meal on the whole trip: ossu buco. It was delicious!
The next day we headed to Punta Arenas...the end of the Earth! The town itself was meh, but the activities around the town were great! We went to Isla Magdalena and viewd 69,000 pairs of penguins! I fell in love, and seriously considered the consequences of slipping one into Dad's man-purse, but thought better of it. Penguins choose one partner for life, and they are the most protective animals parents. So cute! Despite the fact that the island was one of the coldest places I have been (we were next to Antarctica...what was I expecting? Honestly...) it was one of the coolest things I have seen. Penguins walked right in front of us as they crossed the path, waddling down to the water and back up to their caves. I'm sure I thoroughly embarrassed my family as I waddled around the island. We spent the next day hiking through part of Punta Arenas and going to see the fort, the first settlement in Punta Arenas. Our tourguide was very informative, telling us 1.)People from Punta Arenas don't want to be Chilean. In fact, the region has its own flag and is called the Independent Republic of Magellan. and 2.) That Chilean leaders must have been smoking crak when they claimed to own part of Antarctica.
The next day we were up VERY early to fly back to Santiago. After a short stopover at my apartment to trade our winter clothes for our swimmers we headed off to Valparaiso. Whew! I'm tired just writing about the whole thing. We arrived in the afternoon, explored the city and had delicious tapas for dinner. The next day we headed to Reñaca beach outside Viña del Mar. (Please, did you seriously think we wouldn't take advantage of the reverse seasons down here and skip the beach?) We all experienced the stronger than normal South American sun (ask to see the pictures of poor Alex after the beach) and headed back to Valparaiso for a delicious dinner at a new tucked-away restaurant. We had our fair share of short "road-trips" through the windy streets of Valpo, and by the next day we were ready to hang out for a while before the fam had to catch their flight back to Winter Wonderland. It was a great trip, and I honestly wish it hadn't ended. But, alas, Alex had to head off to Spain and I have to get ready for Brazil...oh what a tough life it is....





